I am...

I bitch a lot so I don't go insane and shit a house.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

My Body's a Cage and my Mind Holds the Key

I was McRaped last night. As in I was awoken in the middle of the night to have fries stuffed into my face against my will. Crazy bitches... I should start locking my door.

I'm staying here this summer with the roommate that I have a super mega crush on. Fabulous. At least I'll feel better when she's around.

I need wings.

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