Just bought my textbooks for the semester. Balls. However, I did manage to score a $200 book for $2 ($38.50 with shipping fees... motherFUCK), so I suppose that's not bad. My asshole is about to geyser.
Wow that was a doozy.
Anyway, I am thinking of asking this girl on a date. Not sure how to go about it, as I'm not much of a smooth talker. Also, my friends give me a hard time because I talk about many different girls. Is it wrong that I think a lot of people at this University are attractive? Jesus, give me a break. I'm a kid in a candy store, I can't help it (only the candies are naughty bits covered with spandex... dear god).
I'm sorry. I try not to censor myself so I don't KILL Y'ALL MOTHA FUCKAS!
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